“I’m not against this whole open innovation approach by Starbucks but sometimes I just want to drink my coffee without having to build DIY drip machine.”

“I saw her using the Memory Tube X3000 and later asked her if she was uploading or downloading memories. She couldn’t remember.”

“Did you hear about that new delivery service? They don’t deliver food, they deliver utensils.”

“They’re armed and dangerous. Wearing shorts and red umbrella. They’ve been on the run for months – nowhere to be found.”

“Thanks to the universal stop button, I spent eight hours on the bus finishing my book and still arrived on time for my nephew’s couscous party.”